Top 10 #XhosaPrayer lines that’ll crack you up for days

I know, I know, I know that #XhosaPrayer trended over two months ago – 28th and 29th September 2014. And yet even then, it pops up now and again on my Twitter TL, Facebook and Instagram. It’s a thing now, and it’s still incredibly hilarious! Some people found it offensive and to those I had only one comment – we are screwed if we cannot learn to poke fun and laugh at ourselves

By far, the best #XhosaPrayer…


Sizintwala zakho Bawo, siqhomfoze #XhosaPrayer — @Tumi_Bobore October 15, 2014

Sizi drumsticks zakho Yesu sikhukhuze #XhosaPrayer — @YandisaSobahle October 22, 2014

This one could help with insomnia

Nalomtana othanda iclub nkosi yam, mqande angangeni, beka i bouncer zezulu sonini na nini #XhosaPrayer — @King_Gobodo September 28, 2014

I echo actress Florence Masebe, an amazing script lurks in these and many other hilarious #XhosaPrayer lines. Someone talented, please pick it up and run with it!

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1 Comment

  1. How did “Sizi bucket hats zakho Bawo, sithwale” not make it to this list!

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